More crazy Asians...

This time...from India.

No joke....

Appliance Direct!

Part of the reason for lack of postings lately has been an unusually large amount of travel for work. Recently, I was in the central Florida area for a few days. Early one morning, before heading out of the hotel to start the day, I was flipping through TV, and happened upon an hour long info-mercial for Appliance Direct.

Appliance Direct is a local appliance warehouse in central Florida. However...this guy is off the wall crazy. No joke...I spent about 20 minutes watching his infomercial only because I couldn't pull myself away from his crazy antics.

And now...I bring them to you. I Love Appliances!

Wet, angry, germs.....





Yes!





Check out the back of his shirt when he reaches for the Ketchup....




Wakkie Nu Nu!

Brando reads "Cat's Call" so you don't have to...

According to the list over on the right hand side....there have been only 7 posts here in the last two months....I promise that this will change....as you...the citizens of e-Breezewood demand better from your e-mayor.

Let's start with a favorite of mine....ridiculing Catherine Specter from the Post Gazette's "Cat's Call" relationship advice column.

This edition brought to you by e-citizen Rachel.

DEAR CAT: I have never been good at computers. This is the first e-mail I ever sent successfully! My husband is a whiz at them, but we only have one computer, and he is always busy and using it. He says I should go out and buy one so we don't have to share, but I don't know what to get. He says I should talk to people at the stores, and he'll buy me whatever I want "as long as I stop complaining about it." Can you suggest a store where I will not feel intimidated? -- TECH SUPPORT

Cat's reply....
DEAR TECH: If you managed to send an e-mail, you're further along than you think! Trust Cat on this one. Long before I started "calling," I tutored in computers and blah blah blah blah.....

The truth...from Brando...
Dear Tech: Your husband is busy spending all of his time on "Married and Bored" chat rooms. Either that...or he's spending all of his time looking for Halo 3 cheats. Either way...you're pretty much screwed.

Thank you, goodnight!

How funny is this guy...

Why China will eventually kick our ass....

This needs to be happening in our elementary schools, stat.....

In China...students head out on a 4in ledge to clean their school's windows once a week. Some schools are 3 stories high.

No sissy macaroni pictures are being done in China. Get our kids out on some ledges, damnit.

Good Times...Sunnier Days...

Remember that time....when this blog was updated? That was fun.

Life's been a little crazy here at e-Breezewood....but wackiness is coming...we promise.

Stay tuned...