Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Brando Speaks Out On....


...guys who text message at the urinal.

Seriously. I'm in a public bathroom today...standing there...doing what guys do at urinals. And some dude rolls up to the urinal next to me...all the while text messaging while performing his "release".

This....is unnecessary....and a little bit creepy. I can only image the conversation....

"omg. i g2g p so bad."

Anyway...I'm happy to announce that all restrooms at e-Breezewood will be text message free. Save it for when you're in line for the Sbarro.....

(The text messaging that is....not the going to the bathroom.)

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