Taser Mania!

With "Don't tase me bro!" being named most popular quote of 2007, I thought it was time to bring all you e-citizens some deserving taser news...

Let's start in Wichita Kansas, where Donnell Williams was taking a lovely bath. He had just gotten out of the bath tub, when the 5-0 burst through the door. The officers were responding to a report of a shooting. With guns drawn, the began to order Donnell around. When Donnell didn't respond to their commands, officers tased him. Turns out old Donnell was deaf. Oops! Way to go Wichita police...

And of course...what would this Holiday Season be without attending a Taser Party! That's right...according to the article, they're popping up all over the place. A popular item is Taser International's C2 (seriously, could you couldn't come up with a better name for your company?) Check out their video section for videos like this one, and help stop the senseless beating of "innocent sandwich counters" everywhere.

Until next time...

Taser Mania!!!!

Mere hours after the post regarding the Pitt basketball player who got tased in the Strip District...a flurry of taser activity began. Coincidence? I think not!


The Sen. Kerry Incident

Quite possibly some of the most enjoyable audio on the net right now. If you haven't heard/seen it yet, make your way over to the YouTube.

To quote Andrew Meyer, "Don't tase me bro! Don't taser me bro! Waaaaahhhhhh!".



Police Taser Man with Chicken in Car

This one out of Sheboygan Wis.. According to the Sheboygan police (which I'm sure is a fine organization, don't ya know)....the man acquired the chicken from a local fast food joint.

Riiiight. I'm sure this guy rolled up to Wendy's and ordered a live chicken to go (probably a spicy one.) "Ya...gimme the real live chicken and a Jr. Frosty....."



Police Taser Crazy Lady in Ohio

This one hot off the press. Some lady gets Hammer Timed at a hurting Warren OH bar, and officer friendly Tasers her silly.

You can check out the video here.

Now matter how drunk you get...

...never....EVER....try to grab the gun from the cop.

Pitt point-guard and all around brilliant genius Levance Fields was jailed this weekend after assaulting an officer in Pittsburgh's Strip District.

Upon attempting to grab the cops gun...the officer pushed him away...and TASERED him!

I....LOVE....taser stories. So much so that I think I'll start a new feature...devoted to bringing you only the best and up-to-date taser stories. Only here, at e-Breezewood....