Brando reads "Cats Call" so you don't have to...

Well well well...what better way to jump back into e-Breezewood than a little Cat Spector?

Ooooo-weee! Look at the angle of that hat. Jauntiness if flying out of my monitor.

Here's a summary...some chick has a guy friend...same chick gets married to another dude...guy friend gets all weird and wants to "hang out" more. Chick says, "Why can't guys be friends with women? Why does it sometimes have to be "all or nothing at all" for guys?"

Cat's Call? "Most guys don't want "it all". They're fine with sex."

Which...if you ask me...totally just gave this chick approval to bang a dude that wasn't her husband. Well...that's the way I read it at least. Listen...I'm doing this so you don't have to read it. You'll just have to trust me.

Here's a good one from last week....

DEAR CAT: Our new neighbors are, shall we say, more ‘open’ than we like. Namely, the wife often sunbathes with her friends (in skimpy bikinis) on the front lawn. We live in a warm, sunny place, and this has gone on since they moved in a year ago. I feel this type of display downgrades the neighborhood and I am not the only one bothered by this behavior. I know she is not doing anything “illegal” but she is almost naked! The beach is a few minutes away, why not go there? I prefer not to cause problems but I feel that I should express this to her, for the sake of property values. Your call? —MODEST HOMEOWNER

Brando's Call....Ooooo. Tell me again...but slower this time...

Brando reads "Cat's Call" so you don't have to...

According to the list over on the right hand side....there have been only 7 posts here in the last two months....I promise that this will change....as you...the citizens of e-Breezewood demand better from your e-mayor.

Let's start with a favorite of mine....ridiculing Catherine Specter from the Post Gazette's "Cat's Call" relationship advice column.

This edition brought to you by e-citizen Rachel.

DEAR CAT: I have never been good at computers. This is the first e-mail I ever sent successfully! My husband is a whiz at them, but we only have one computer, and he is always busy and using it. He says I should go out and buy one so we don't have to share, but I don't know what to get. He says I should talk to people at the stores, and he'll buy me whatever I want "as long as I stop complaining about it." Can you suggest a store where I will not feel intimidated? -- TECH SUPPORT

Cat's reply....
DEAR TECH: If you managed to send an e-mail, you're further along than you think! Trust Cat on this one. Long before I started "calling," I tutored in computers and blah blah blah blah.....

The truth...from Brando...
Dear Tech: Your husband is busy spending all of his time on "Married and Bored" chat rooms. Either that...or he's spending all of his time looking for Halo 3 cheats. Either way...you're pretty much screwed.

Brando reads "Cats Call" so you don't have to...

HOLD THE PHONE FOLKS!!!! This week, I've learned that somebody has let Shady-Hat Spector on the RADIO.

I need some Yinzers to confirm this for me, so I can promptly book a flight to come back and burn down the station.