Wacky Asain News

It's time for some more wacky Asian news. This nugget from the GuangXi province of China.

I won't give this one away...but when's the last time you were haunted by a catfish?

Where's my vest, n'at...

Don't worry...the other 364 days of the year...they do a pretty good job.

Taser Mania!

With "Don't tase me bro!" being named most popular quote of 2007, I thought it was time to bring all you e-citizens some deserving taser news...

Let's start in Wichita Kansas, where Donnell Williams was taking a lovely bath. He had just gotten out of the bath tub, when the 5-0 burst through the door. The officers were responding to a report of a shooting. With guns drawn, the began to order Donnell around. When Donnell didn't respond to their commands, officers tased him. Turns out old Donnell was deaf. Oops! Way to go Wichita police...

And of course...what would this Holiday Season be without attending a Taser Party! That's right...according to the article, they're popping up all over the place. A popular item is Taser International's C2 (seriously, could you couldn't come up with a better name for your company?) Check out their video section for videos like this one, and help stop the senseless beating of "innocent sandwich counters" everywhere.

Until next time...

Brando Speaks Out On...

This guy...from LauderdaleChristmas.com

I'm sure his neighbors must really like him. Let's hope there are not airports in the vicinity.

Brando Speaks Out On....

....Carol of the Bells.

If I hear one more commercial that uses this song and re-writes the words to sell there crap, I'm going to figgy pudding somebody right in the face.

You've been warned.

But what would a "speaks out on" post be without a little history...

Carol of the Bells, also known as "Ukrainian Bell Carol", is well, Ukrainian (see how much you're learning?) Originally a Ukrainian folk song, it tells a story of a swallow flying into a house to proclaim a bountiful year that the family was about to embark upon. Right. File next to eight maids-a-milking.

And now...the internet's worst renditions of Carol of the Ukrainian Swallows...


Fat man with a little guitar...



Warning...this one may cause you to want to poke your ears out with an icicle...



This is no joke. 40,000 LED's programed to the song. Do yourself a favor and watch it all the way to the end for the big finale.

Dagger!

Just in case you've ever wondered what a Zamboni machine looks like after it explodes all Micheal Bay style on the ice...check out this.