Dagger!

I'm a little late on this...but it's funny...and by funny, I mean incredibly tragic...in that funny sort of way. Here's the short version....



1. A Mennonite family owns a milk farm.
2. In one building on the farm, there's a big tank where they keep the cow dung.
3. Tank gets backed up.
4. Papa Farmer goes to clear the backup.
5. Papa Farmer is overcome by methane. Faints. Dies.
6. Farmer helper guy goes in to try and save Papa Farmer.
7. Helper guy inhales methane. Finished.
8. Mama Farmer, Sister Farmer, and Baby Sister Farmer hear the commotion...stop milking the cows and come over to help.
9. Cooked...Finished...and Pummeled.

Moral of the story...never jump into a pile of shit.